Case No. 347: Jess v. Dev
“Does the trash need taking out if it isn't overflowing yet?”
GUILTYDev is guilty of strategic trash compaction.
Sentence: Take the trash out tonight while narrating it like a nature documentary.
Got a squabble? Let the judge squash it.
You tell your side. They tell theirs. Judge Whiskerton rules, and you get a video of the verdict to post.
Petty arguments only. Tap the judge.
How a case works
1
File your side
Name the squabble and tell the judge what happened. Your side stays sealed until the ruling.
2
Summon them
Send a link by text. They tell their side on their own phone, or on yours if they're sitting right there.
3
Get the ruling
Judge Whiskerton picks a winner, names the crime, hands down a sentence, and makes a video you can post.
Every ruling comes with a video
The judge reads the case, weighs both sides, and slams the gavel. The video is made right on your phone, ready for TikTok, Reels, or the group chat.
Case 512, Priya v. Marcus, is an example. Yours will star you.
From the docket
Example rulings.
Case No. 288: Ana v. Theo
“Is a hot dog a sandwich?”
DISMISSEDCase dismissed. A hot dog is a hot dog.
Sentence: Split a hot dog and never speak of this again.
Case No. 401: Sam v. Lee
“Who ate the last slice of pizza?”
BOTH GUILTYSam and Lee are both guilty of pizza diplomacy failure.
Sentence: Split the next pizza evenly, with a witness counting slices out loud.
Court is in session
The judge rules on petty stuff: chores, snacks, spoilers, the thermostat. He won't rule on anything about safety, real money, or the law.
File a case