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LANDMARK RULING, CASE NO. 23: TEAM SANDWICH V. TEAM TACO

Is a taco a sandwich?

In everyday language, a taco is not a sandwich: it is one folded tortilla, and a Massachusetts court and the Cube Rule both keep it out of the sandwich category. The big exception is Indiana, where a judge ruled in 2024 that tacos and burritos are "Mexican-style sandwiches" under a local zoning agreement. Judge Whiskerton rules a taco is a taco.

GUILTY

Team Sandwich is guilty of illegal tortilla annexation.

Sentence: Order three tacos by name and say the word taco with respect.

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The case for Team Sandwich

Team Sandwich has the one court ruling that says yes. In May 2024, Allen Superior Court Judge Craig Bobay in Fort Wayne, Indiana, reviewed a fight over a planned Famous Taco restaurant. A written commitment for the site allowed a restaurant whose main business was selling "made-to-order" or "subway-style" sandwiches, and the local plan commission had denied a requested amendment from Martin Quintana, who wanted to open the restaurant, that would have explicitly allowed Mexican-style food.

Judge Bobay wrote: "The Court agrees with Quintana that tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches." He added that the commitment "does not restrict potential restaurants to only American cuisine-style sandwiches," so the taco restaurant was allowed and no amendment was needed.

Team Sandwich's broader point is about structure. A filling held in flatbread works like a sandwich, eats like a sandwich, and is sold at the same kind of counter. If a sub roll can count, why not a tortilla?

The case for Team Taco

Team Taco has an older court on its side. In 2006, Panera Bread tried to stop a Qdoba Mexican Grill from opening at a Massachusetts shopping center, arguing that its lease barred rival sandwich sellers. Judge Jeffrey Locke of the Massachusetts Superior Court found that the lease did not define "sandwich" and wrote that a sandwich is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos, and quesadillas. Qdoba was allowed to open.

The dictionary helps Team Taco more than its rival. Merriam-Webster's definition, as quoted by Fox 13, is two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between. A taco is one tortilla folded around a filling: no slices, no split roll.

Then there is the Cube Rule, a popular system that classifies food by where the starch sits. A sandwich has starch on the top and bottom. A taco has starch on the bottom and two sides, which is why the Cube Rule files even a hot dog under taco. Under that system, the taco is not a kind of sandwich. It is the name of its own category.

The court's ruling

Team Sandwich's Indiana win is real, but read it closely. Judge Bobay was deciding what a zoning commitment allowed for one strip mall, and he read it in a way that let a taco shop open. That is a ruling about a property deal, not about your lunch.

Everywhere else, the evidence points the same way. A Massachusetts judge, the dictionary, and the Cube Rule all keep tacos out of the sandwich family. Even the Famous Taco's own menu lists tortas, which its owner called sandwiches, alongside tacos and burritos. Team Sandwich is guilty of illegal tortilla annexation, and is sentenced to order three tacos by name.

How to settle it at your table

Agree on the definition first. If a sandwich needs two slices of bread or a split roll, a taco is out. If it only needs a filling held in some kind of bread, you have also made burritos, wraps, and pitas into sandwiches, so be ready to defend all of them.

For the tiebreaker, use the Cube Rule: count where the starch sits and see where the food lands. If you still disagree, file both sides and let Judge Whiskerton rule on your version of the debate.

Questions people ask

Is a taco a sandwich in Indiana?
In one 2024 case, yes. Allen Superior Court Judge Craig Bobay ruled that tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches under a Fort Wayne zoning commitment, so a taco restaurant could open. The ruling covers that agreement, not Indiana food law in general.
Is a taco legally a sandwich?
There is no general legal definition. Courts have split: a Massachusetts judge said no in 2006 and an Indiana judge said yes in 2024, each reading a specific lease or zoning agreement.
Is a taco a sandwich or a hot dog?
Neither, under the Cube Rule. It sorts foods by where the starch sits, and by that logic a hot dog is actually a taco, not the other way around.
Is a burrito a sandwich?
The Massachusetts judge in the 2006 Panera case said no. The Indiana judge in 2024 said burritos, like tacos, are Mexican-style sandwiches.

Sources

  1. ABA Journal: Are tacos and burritos sandwiches? A judge in Indiana ruled yes
  2. KTVU (with AP): Indiana judge rules tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches
  3. NBC Washington: Indiana judge rules tacos and burritos are Mexican-style sandwiches
  4. WIS (AP): Massachusetts court decides a burrito is not a sandwich
  5. Syracuse Law Review: Are burritos sandwiches? Indiana judge rules that burritos are sandwiches
  6. Fox 13: Merriam-Webster's definition of a sandwich
  7. The Cube Rule of food

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